BARE YOUR TEETH. DO SOME GOOD.

Homework.

Optional, recommended tasks for the space monkeys.

↓ Already a space monkey? Skip the first night.

Refer to rule #8 / First night, first assignment

if it's your first night, you have to fight.

Any cost / Any time

Start here, space monkey. Initiation comes in four phases.

PHASE ONE: PERSONAL

Set a timer for ten minutes. Close your eyes. Do not try to control your thoughts. Observe your thoughts and do not comment on them. When the timer goes off, write down the first thing you think of. Or draw it.

PHASE TWO: SOCIAL

Go up to a random person and compliment them. Then, go up to another random person and ask them, “if you were a bird, what kind would you be?”

PHASE THREE: PHYSICAL

Climb a tree.

PHASE FOUR: SPIRITUAL

For just a singular moment, forget your own beliefs, then lie in dirt for 5 minutes.

Your weekly homework.

Assignment 001 / September 27th

In progress

in progress $ / in progress

There aren't enough space monkeys yet to actually deploy weekly missions.. :( But weekly homework will go here.

(As of now, these are just here for personal reference. There is no actual way to send confirmation that these tasks have been completed, and there is no official sign-up to become a space monkey. Yet.)

Coming later

Field reports.

A place to discuss homework with other space monkeys.

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Coming later

Send a mission.

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